Painful and Health: Nuts

Nuts

By Painful - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 099

You deserved it 40 228

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Same thing different taste

By lageste - 20/11/2008 04:37 - France

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 192

You deserved it 5 327

By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 054

You deserved it 6 601

Nutfirecracker

By Akashi - 22/07/2020 14:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the couch and his legs were on my lap. We heard a loud firework from somewhere outside our window, we both jumped and I felt the pain of him kicking me in the nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 277

You deserved it 453

In pain

By Khail Lozano - 02/04/2022 00:00

Today, I was making my bed and had an armload of pillows. One slipped and I tried to catch it between my arm and leg. I missed, sending my fist into my nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 744

You deserved it 262

By person - 26/12/2010 17:59 - Jordan

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 925

You deserved it 28 342

Wakey wakey

By sacked - 22/02/2010 19:51 - United States

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 372

You deserved it 24 021

By ericane27 - 27/12/2011 19:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 366

You deserved it 5 853

Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 612

You deserved it 15 138

By jrocks - 19/05/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, as I was watching a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on my crotch area. So, I panicked and smashed the spider, smashing my nuts in the process. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 881

You deserved it 70 631

By chaoticnh - 24/06/2011 09:57 - Austria

Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 228

You deserved it 12 616

skiz_fml 0

Monday 5 October 2009 12:11

This isnt an FYL or a YDI. Thats just ******* funny.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 5 October 2009 12:12

Firecrotch.

Comments

Honda288 2

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:14

Ohh well OUCH!!! Nice move Dr. Dumbshit. Haha

Live_And_Let_Liv 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:22

Nice Dumbass. Were u drinking or are u really that stupid?

superfart 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 4:21

kersplat! no more kiddies for you, bwahahahaha!

Jameshaich 0

Friday 4 December 2009 16:09

LUL wut?

johnsonchicklet 0

Monday 28 December 2009 6:22

this kind of shit always happens to me...why did god put the balls on the OUTside of the body......????

antonioohama 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 7:02

OMG LOL

AtomicRebirth 11

Friday 12 February 2010 8:44

Why does this have so many YDI votes? He was instinctively reacting to almost being lit on fire. Tell me guys, if an ember landed on your pants wouldn't you try to swat it away? I know I would. And don't say "I'd be smarter than that" cause when you think you're about to catch fire, I know you're not thinking about how to avoid hitting your nuts.