There's a ZONE for Os? I could use a good O. Maybe you could point me in the direction of this place.

Toxi (#24), I'm thinking, Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia. Sorry, I might have accidentally inspires another impostor: Chiacunt. Oops.

I am laughing so hard, I should probably engage in the stop, drop n' roll.

Well, look who's up. He's also awake. "Chiacunt" makes me think it's shaved in little poof balls like a poodle. Rachie, I'll put you out if you put out.

Reminded me of "Chococunt", actually. Warm me up beneath the sheets, babe. (;

Chococunt? Isn't that a candy bar with chocolate and nuts? *Cuddles*

I was thinking exotic breakfast cereal. -snugglewuggle- I miss Twin. D:

So make your twin get on. I miss when the FML staff would come on here and chat with us. *COUGH* ALAN *COUGH*. ;D

RBG, are you thinking of **** Chocula?

Twin is getting ready for school, sweetness. I am, very much so. I am glad someone out there can read my mind without me screaming at them during our intimate moments. Can this be an intimate moment, Plexi?

Pfft, your twin goes to school. Ahaha. Hey, back off my plexi. Plexi, back off my Rachie. Now, if I were invited, it would be fine... ;)

Of course you are invited, Toxi! You are the dictator, remember? I think Rachel would love it if you were there. I know I wood. Oops, I mean, would.

I see what you did there... I have a joke for you guys, here goes: What's big, grey (gray for you americanites) and doesn't matter? an irr-elephant.

Why did I think of binary code? I call our newest exploration(what?) to be in a ball pit.

Ball pits are the single most amazing thing to be invented, other than peanut butter and jelly cheesecake, that's pretty damn good.

I'm not sure, but I think you could pass the Turing Testes.

NULL, You twat! Change your name back this instant! >:(

I wish I could! I don't have any control over this thing, it's wild! Feral even! (Actually it only changes on a per-comment basis, and only in the one spot below the comment :P)

Bastard. Ok then, make it say Null for the duration of....your life! :)

Well, that's a little unconventional, but... anything for you! EDIT: Aww, it got cut off. :( FML just loves ruining my fun.

*FACEPALM* Null, I

Null is genius, as always. :]

Can octahedronly be a word? Say yes. SAY IT. Good. Octahedronly in the nuts!

Elephant in the nuts, anyone?

So, there are times when hands on a guys nuts can be a bad thing? I never knew there was such a thing.

Yes, you must enroll in my course. Cupping and caressing are a good thing. Slapping and smacking are a bad thing -- for the guy, at least. They can be quite entertaining for the girl if he fails her in some way, like sexually or at buying shit for her. There is a fundamental equation regarding hand-ball relative velocity that explains it all. This is covered in the theory portion of the course, while hands-on experience is obtained in the lab.

Plexi, I have readied my baseball bat. Where is my iPhone? NULL: Up there my comment said "I love you", but it cut off for some reason.

I really want to start a hands-on sex ed class. With labs, experimenting, and really putting yourself out there, um, lessons. And there'd be cartoons for the unattractive people. Oral reports and student-teacher conferences would be weekly... Blah blah. We should start a school, Plexi. Educate these young souls in the bedroom and maybe even, their hearts. But, at least the bedroom.

Oh, and here I thought you were using clever meta-humour to make fun of me for my name getting cut off (by cutting your post off). That's alright - I'm just glad you didn't use any regular humour about cutting anything else off. :P

You are obviously a very rude people, grow some manners.

I'll join!

You are in and we are awarding you a full-tuition scholarship. ;)

So, I'll be teaching? Oh yay! I always get concerned when no one knows what I speak of, let alone knows how to do anything. But I need students willing to be hands on, you know? I mean, really into it! Devoted! And [at least] attractive.

This is exciting! Even more exciting than ball pits organised in rainbow order!

Yes, RBG, I like the "team teaching" concept. I'll teach about the equipment of which I have intimate knowledge (as an owner) and you can contribute what you know about your equipment. ;)

teach me, rbg!

Dear toink, Thank you for your interest in our school. Unfortunately, all the slots have been filled. Please make other arrangements for your education. Good luck. plexico Dean of Emissions, er, Admissions

Oh, I bet all of the slots have been filled (;

Laura made me giggle. Also, your picture makes me cream myself.

Oh dear. That's all I can say now.

Whyso? And I try my best ;)

Oh goodness Intoxicunt, not only did I just see your new picture, but I read your profile, I was so excited I peed a bit :)

Can I sniff your peed on undies, laura? Add me on FB! I'm on RBG's. In fact, I'm all over it. :)

Your hedgehog look was cute, but this new picture is hot. ;) I hope you'll sit in the front row in class.

You could, if I was wearing any...¬_¬ *cough* And yes Mr. Plexico, I will sit right forward, at the front of the class...attentive and willing to learn.

I'm still part hedgehog :) Just with bigger boobs... ahemm.

Big boobs, eh? I'll make sure the school uniform is low-cut. Or optional.

Toxi, I facebooked you :) enjoy :)

Yay, laura! Also, I vote the school uniform is panties. Just panties.

Yes, whther it's a curse or a blessing I don't know, but I know of a fair few males that havn't actually seen my face since I was 12 (I was an early developer and looked oldr than I was) But yes, low cut is good, but non is even better :)

Hmm, french lace? comfy, but sexy ;)

With the student body being so creative, we might go with letting the students express themselves by wearing whatever they want. Or not.

as long as it isn't Lady Gaga french lace... eek.