Nutter on the bus

By Metallurge - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I was so hungry when I finished work that I grabbed some chips to eat on the bus home. The guy who sat next to me spat in them as he left to get off. FML
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Ihavegas 22

lets hope a seagull ***** on him

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Comments

joelp232 17

you should have thrown the chips in the guys face

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nphill82 21

Should have tripped him on the way out

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Cass_x 22

Potato chips or fries? Either way, it's ******* disgusting.

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tiggerdoc 14

UK chips= fries crisps = potato chips ... But yeah that ****** up either way...FYL

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Rkikkas9713 25

I feel like this needs a follow up. OP could have been eating the chips obnoxiously and annoyed the other person, not saying he should've spat in them if OP was.

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LizzyIsNotSexy 7

Flavoured crisps can smell really strong in enclosed spaces, he should never have spat in them obviously. but I can't stand it when people are eating something smelly on public transport, I don't think it should be allowed.

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Lucialovecraft 5

Given that OP is from Northern Ireland, chips are French fries here. Crisps are chips. But still, that was so uncalled for and nasty for that guy to do that. So disgusting.

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donkinator 24

i hope you ran after him and tipped them all over him the disgusting pig, so ******* disrespectful.

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KinkyMissBinky 23

Sounds delicious. I hope you at least got to eat a few before he spat in them.

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Wizardo 33

And we pray that this degenerate gets beaten senseless by a homeless person wielding frozen chickens. Ameen.

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RAH94 17

The thought of that makes me feel sick.

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