Animals, Accident and Transportation: Oh dear

Oh dear

By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML

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By Bambi - 12/08/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML

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By Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML

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By dreams2383 - 11/11/2022 11:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, at 4:30 a.m., I hit a deer on the freeway on my way to work. I've only had this car for 6 months and it's totaled. I had to wait hours for a tow. On his way to pick me up, my husband's radiator blew and his serpentine belt shredded. I also missed a day of work. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML

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By SugarCoat - 08/06/2017 18:00

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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Psycho

By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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MagicMushrooms 0

Friday 21 January 2011 12:08

FYL? **** the deer's life; that's a horrible and painful way to die.

Acousticpixie14 6

Friday 21 January 2011 12:12

That poor animal! My goodness, I hope you put that deer out of it's misery. I hope it didn't scar you too badly, I'd be a wreck if that happened to me! I can't even drive by roadkill without shuddering, feeling nauseous, and getting goosebumps ]:

Comments

MRGalaxc 0

Friday 21 January 2011 20:13

haha you can tell this was a girl driving cause any male would of one: took the dear home and made deer burgers, jerky, etc. or drove around haha dumbass

musicbunny 1

Tuesday 15 February 2011 6:34

**** U

kiketag 0

Friday 21 January 2011 20:34

well u now have fast food enjoy

resifreak 0

Friday 21 January 2011 20:51

so you are saying you dragged a deer for a mile under the wheel and it didn't die?!?! bs

teamsleep222 0

Friday 21 January 2011 21:31

poor deer

stephen1124 0

Friday 21 January 2011 21:45

That's not even funny why the **** would u say that

kaileigh10 2

Friday 21 January 2011 21:57

MURDERER!!!!!

musickraze45 0

Friday 21 January 2011 22:01

it's the deers fault for not crossing at the deer sign!! haha

CH1CKEN_FL1PPEN 4

Friday 21 January 2011 22:12

they didn't put the sex but we all know that it was a female driver

cul8r 4

Friday 21 January 2011 22:13

Sorry, but you are an idiot. How can you hit an animal (that large) and not stop to check if it is okay? How can you hit something with your car and not check if the car is damaged? How can you push a living deer for a mile without noticing? How can you be so stupid as to post this reference of our utter lack of common sense on the internet? You belong into an education program for common sense, plus in front of a judge for animal cruelty.