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By cocokiss410 - 28/07/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML

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By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By naps aren't what they used to be - 27/04/2013 22:05 - United States

Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML

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By Donezoo - 08/01/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

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By Florida - 24/11/2016 03:04 - United States - Winchester

Today, when I went to work, my nice coworker gave me a gift basket. And cookies. I had to tell him that I caught his kid keying my car last night. FML

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By smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

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GTA

By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was installing wireless surveillance cameras outside my workplace. Before mounting them, I pointed them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. FML

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Safe as milk

By unsurprised - 28/02/2010 10:51 - United States

Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML

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nerdness 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:02

what an ass! fyl! :/

regsworld11 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:19

Well at least they didn't steal your car instead. But the co-worker SHOULD have said something to you.

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LONERANGER44 11

Monday 22 October 2012 19:11

Who still listens to the radio?

doglover100 28

Tuesday 20 November 2012 23:20

I hate people who watch something happen but don't do anything.

wewe20 9

Sunday 6 January 2013 4:34

*steal

zfchatroulette 24

Wednesday 16 January 2013 21:23

Okay IDK why everyone is saying it's "steal" instead of "stole" when "stole" is the past tense of "steal" and the FML is written in the past tense. You are all stupid.

doglover100 28

Monday 3 March 2014 20:00

Your co worker is an idiot.

madeline9322 17

Tuesday 29 September 2015 1:30

And now you just sit in silence?

JadeOmega 23

Friday 25 March 2016 21:37

Somebody stole your car radio and now you just sit in silence

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