Oh no oh no

By jealouspussy - 20/02/2013 06:55 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy
Today, I was giving my guy a blowjob. When he blurted out, "Oh Jesus" I assumed I was doing a good job. I looked up to see the expression on his face and noticed a look of terror. He was staring at my growling cat, two seconds away from clawing his face off. FML
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felidsentry 17

He'll never look at a pussy the same way again.

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gracehi 31

Well, of course the car was mad. That was HIS bed and HIS woman!

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Geometric 18

Those damn Priuses, they can be incredibly possessive.

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Gixie 25

Hehehe. Your username is very appropriate.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Sounds like something out of a cheap horror movie

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hannaaaahr 33

what kind of horror movies do you watch that have angry cats in them?

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iGottaFindBubbah 12

Cat's Eye. The cat would suck the breath out of a child in her sleep.

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witchdoctor1 9

Scary movie 2. "My pussys Gone crazy!!! "

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Hamz1989 13

You must've done something to upset the pussy in the past so it was seeking revenge when your vulnerable.

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Since1998 20

Feeling pretty good that I moderated this. Awesome job on getting your fml through! made me chuckle.

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karlcolt45 19

my girlfriend always put her cat out of her room um..during. it just feels like he's not old enough to watch hahaha

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