Oh no oh no

By jealouspussy - 20/02/2013 06:55 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I was giving my guy a blowjob. When he blurted out, "Oh Jesus" I assumed I was doing a good job. I looked up to see the expression on his face and noticed a look of terror. He was staring at my growling cat, two seconds away from clawing his face off. FML
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felidsentry 17

He'll never look at a pussy the same way again.

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loveashlley 6

There's a button for that.

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ShyAnn29 14

There's a button for laughing? I only thought there was buttons for thumbs up, thumbs down, FYL, or YDI.

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perdix 29

What do you do with your cat that he doesn't want you blowing other men?

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sugarshane007 20

Perhaps the cat is the only one that's allowed to cough up a hairball.

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skyeyez9 24

The cat is the alpha and very possessive of his person.

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123man 11

It's odd that you would name your cat "Jesus."

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123man 11

@54 - It's called humor. My joke clearly made sense in the context of the FML. You can think it's not funny, but why would it make me stupid? I fear you may have a stick in your butt. (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)

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Thebroskii 11

Sarcasm is not easily noticed through text.

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ethereana 2

cat: what ya waiting for bro I'm telling you get to buisness or ill beat you silly. tramslation* growl! Guy: what the!? cat: I'm gonna go ape on you!. you getting some and I'm sitting here watching. take it from me I may be 5 years old but IV been around the block. translated growl! growl* Guy: hun your cat gonna attack me! girl: shoo fluffy! shoo cat: humans cant learn from us animals how to make love to think I'm obedient to her. translates: hiss* girl: throws ball of yarn out door* cat: damn it! chases ball of yarn* girl: shuts door* cat: damn it fooled again!

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j_cat187 19

#41 Are you the terrible writer with the half star review?

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pedinhuh 23

Thats why I don't have cats anymore. everytime it seems like they are plotting a new plan against me...

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DarkJediLove 19

I am impressed that even with danger looking him in the eye, he didn't make any motion to stop you!

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sugarbear0727 19

That ia too funny. My boyfriends dog is kinda like that. She growls at me every time I'm close to him. If he hugs me or kisses me, she barks like crazy. She's never attacked me though.

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