Porn and Intimacy: Old school cool - FML

Old school cool

By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Spicy

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By ;)loganberry(; - 27/12/2011 17:58 - United States

Spicy

Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Spicy

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Spicy

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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Bobs and vagene!!

By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Spicy

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Spicy

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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Not literally, surely?

By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 06:00

Spicy

Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML

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Saucy devil

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 22:58

Spicy

Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML

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Top comments

imaginaryvoice 18

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:19

"Uhmm that's not mine that's your mothers"

myworld99 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:19

fyl. not so bad if you were a dude... :/

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hippies_fml 0

Monday 2 August 2010 2:45

nice, now you can blackmail him whenever you want something

nicky99 0

Monday 2 August 2010 5:27

Wow that's ******* awkward.

fishsmash 0

Monday 2 August 2010 5:39

thats a good thing isnt it :P borrow it when hes not home

petey293 0

Monday 2 August 2010 7:52

it's a girl. although she could be a lesbian but probably not since this was an fml for her

DjeePee 24

Monday 2 August 2010 14:25

So, only lesbians and men watch ****?

PincheEdgarr 0

Monday 2 August 2010 6:16

ha thank 68 & wtff 69?:o whenn?

akaashR 0

Monday 2 August 2010 10:00

atleast you didn't find his new girlfriend or anything

bennyboy111 7

Monday 2 August 2010 11:45

op's dad must not b gettin any if he's still married there's no point in having ****

DjeePee 24

Monday 2 August 2010 14:27

With that attitude, you're going to have a terrible sex life.

Lilmama2Uchickz 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 23:05

.Same thing happened 2 meh b4 n I juss threw it away....

chillassmofuka 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 12:07

it was bound to happen

lsk91 3

Monday 16 August 2010 8:12

okay i don't get the point of this being bad....unless he has some weird fetish ****

PineaplePerson 0

Monday 16 August 2010 11:04

You ain't the only one.

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