Porn and Intimacy: Old school cool - FML

Old school cool

By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Spicy

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By ;)loganberry(; - 27/12/2011 17:58 - United States

Spicy

Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Spicy

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Spicy

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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Bobs and vagene!!

By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Spicy

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Spicy

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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Not literally, surely?

By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 06:00

Spicy

Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML

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Saucy devil

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 22:58

Spicy

Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML

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imaginaryvoice 18

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:19

"Uhmm that's not mine that's your mothers"

myworld99 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:19

fyl. not so bad if you were a dude... :/

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Sargon_of_Akkad 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 17:41

"accidentally," of course...

Gmanster64 4

Thursday 19 August 2010 21:06

Same thing happened to me while trying to find an old "Star Wars" tape in my basement. Sadly I know where all of my parents dirty movies are and i'm only 14.

usmcbunny 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 14:04

...And? I found my dad's **** collection when I was eleven. If I use my parents' computer, I see **** sites my dad has pulled up all over the computer. Google, Yahoo, the navigation bar... Tainted.

Phot0lady08 2

Sunday 26 September 2010 4:03

thats disgusting i found my father in law collection i almost threw up

secrets15 0

Friday 22 October 2010 20:58

awkward!!!!

clarkey 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 13:20

did he day you can have them?

suffokate6 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:32

you say that like its a bad thing now you can use them! XD

sweeetooth 4

Friday 17 June 2011 11:35

trust me it's not as terrible as walking in on him watching ****!

JDFlores 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 10:27

Ha I found my step dads when I was 11. And In the guest bedroom there's a secret spot were there's a *****. My sister is 8. FML!

piwikiwi93 0

Friday 25 November 2011 7:32

Umm..............

ranamile 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:59

Look through it!!!

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Today, I bought a car off my aunt, then I got 7 speeding tickets. Apparently my aunt forgot to tell me the speedometer is faulty, so while I thought I was doing a safe 28 or 29 mph in the 30 zone on my way to work, I was probably doing closer to 35 or 36. FML

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Today, my dad reactivated a digital clock we had lying around, and accidentally set an alarm on it. For 1 a.m.. So guess who went hunting for that noise in the middle of night. And guess who banished the thing to the living room, then forgot about it, and slept on the sofa in said living room. Or tried to. FML

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Today, during a storm-related power failure, I jerry-rigged an inverter from my car to supply the essentials. In doing so, I managed to blow up the fridge, smoke and all. The power came back on 5 minutes later. FML

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Today, I came home to my 60-something year-old father, stoned off his ass, buck naked in our living room, doing a spirited rendition of "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" with an Australian accent and a tambourine. The windows were open. The poor neighborhood children will most likely need therapy. FML

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Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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Today, some punk tried the "flaming bag of dog poop" trick on me. I caught him in the act and smashed the unlit bag across his face. Now he's "traumatized" and wants to press charges. FML

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