Porn and Intimacy: Old school cool - FML

Old school cool

By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Spicy

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By ;)loganberry(; - 27/12/2011 17:58 - United States

Spicy

Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Spicy

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Spicy

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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Bobs and vagene!!

By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Spicy

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Spicy

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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Not literally, surely?

By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 06:00

Spicy

Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML

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Saucy devil

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 22:58

Spicy

Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML

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imaginaryvoice 18

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:19

"Uhmm that's not mine that's your mothers"

myworld99 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:19

fyl. not so bad if you were a dude... :/

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yosho123 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:03

couldve been worse like gay porno or if yuor a girl then lesbian porno

kyle1991 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:05

blackmail!

lol2034 2

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:15

and? I found my parents two big stacks of **** in their closet looking for a bag to use for vacation, and they found out.

PincheEdgarr 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:15

agreed with #1

Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:33

soooo that's probably Gona be yours some day and idc if it's a girl I don't know if she's a lesbo

ElMundio87 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:37

so?

xerikax3 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 20:03

awkward !

franniedottp 8

Sunday 1 August 2010 20:23

I'm gonna guess that since op is a girl, then shes in her teen years because she is so disgusted. if op was a teen boy, however, he would steal it an enjoy it. that's the problem

Klink_fml 3

Sunday 1 August 2010 20:44

ask to borrow it lol

brunnette_babe 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 20:59

so? its just ****

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Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML

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Today, at work, a customer I've never met before congratulated me on my gender transition and told me how brave I was. I'm not transgender, I'm just short and baby-faced. FML

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