Porn and Intimacy: Old school cool - FML

Old school cool

By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By ;)loganberry(; - 27/12/2011 17:58 - United States

Spicy

Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Spicy

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Spicy

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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Bobs and vagene!!

By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Spicy

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Spicy

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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Not literally, surely?

By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 06:00

Spicy

Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML

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Saucy devil

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 22:58

Spicy

Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML

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Top comments

imaginaryvoice 18

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:19

"Uhmm that's not mine that's your mothers"

myworld99 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:19

fyl. not so bad if you were a dude... :/

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Ricky23J 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 17:04

oh get over so it's a little ****. I take it your a virgin OP

BallinJ 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 17:20

did yall watch it together?

Millyval16 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 17:21

Haha that happened to my wile i was helping my mom make the bed, but it wasn't that really I'm a 15 year old girl and i didn't care that much and it wasn't that bad...well to me. so what i really want to say is just get over it.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 1 August 2010 17:27

you have a wile? what's that? and how did it help you help your mom make her bed?

Millyval16 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 17:32

lol well while she was cleaning her room I make the bed :P that's how I helped teehee

Millyval16 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 17:24

I meant that bad sorry :p

perdix 29

Sunday 1 August 2010 17:30

Maybe you can "watch" it with him.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 1 August 2010 17:45

Now you know the perfect Christmas/birthday gift for him: a tighter watchband. Then he won't have to take off his watch during "alone time" to avoid those nasty unexplainable wrist bruises!

linx468 8

Sunday 1 August 2010 17:45

Erm, was it awkward?

idklalaalala 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:06

well no durka it was akward

adorkable_spazz 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 18:22

lmfao you know you liked it. XD jk fyl

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:01

Chimychunga chimychunga chimychunga!

xsu418x 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:01

could be worse. it could have been gay ****

yosho123 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:05

aww man same idea aha sorry :)

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