Porn and Intimacy: Old school cool - FML

Old school cool

By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Spicy

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By ;)loganberry(; - 27/12/2011 17:58 - United States

Spicy

Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Spicy

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Spicy

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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Bobs and vagene!!

By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Spicy

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Spicy

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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Not literally, surely?

By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 06:00

Spicy

Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML

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Saucy devil

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 22:58

Spicy

Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML

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Top comments

imaginaryvoice 18

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:19

"Uhmm that's not mine that's your mothers"

myworld99 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:19

fyl. not so bad if you were a dude... :/

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xMaNNiNGx119 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 21:10

it's funny because you found your dad's **** collection while looking for his watch.

rarr 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 21:13

aww FYL your a girl op :(

georggx 3

Sunday 1 August 2010 22:03

hahaha! gutting.

gabrielle44_fml 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 22:16

#53, ur rly hott:)

jameses19 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 22:21

#68 you and 53 could be a perfect match. you know he was on here all day yesterday hitting on people.

jameses19 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 22:23

I think he found his soul mate and wasn't even trying! also I like how you just put a better picture of yourself up in just a few minutes!

kroms001_fml 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 22:24

in soviet Russia hidden **** collections find you...

BaileyBoy 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 22:26

queue up the DVD

UnluckyDom 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 23:10

The same thing happened to me, except my dad is 62

ChocolateEclaire 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 23:32

I found my mom's Playgirl magazines the same way...FYL

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Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

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Today, my mum yelled at me for wanting to apply to university courses that she doesn't approve of. I'm applying for Biomedical Sciences and Microbiology, she's an unemployed Jehovah's Witness. FML

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Today, I fell asleep for 20 minutes during my first final in law school. I took a $70k loan to be here. FML

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