Old-timey expressions

By sexualpopcorn - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Diego

Today, as I was saying bye to my girlfriend, I said, "See ya later, alligator." She took offense because she thought I was calling her ugly. FML
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Top comments

DrMario_ 16

Next time go for something like "Goodbye, butterfly" or maybe something less cheesy :P

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the_fanciest_man 15

Your girlfriend has probably never heard that phrase before if she took offense from it. Tell her that you weren't trying to call her ugly and a lot of people say that to each other (Y'know because it rhymes).

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Steve95401 49

After a while, crocodile.

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DaniPandi 22

aww I feel kind of sorry that she immediately takes things negatively. :c I kind of hope it's not from a place of low self-esteem bc that sucks. Is this too sappy for FML?

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Wolfparable 22

I agree I always wonder with fmls like this if it stems from a lack of self esteem :/ If that's the case definitely make sure you explain to her you find her pretty and you were just giving a friendly goodbye

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LadyKayDee 23

Your username is very amusing OP.Oh and your gf needs to lighten up. :) Hope she realises soon that it was a joke.:)

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flufee2 27

Thats when you call her back, twirl her into your arms, kiss her, and call her beautiful! Sike

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LadyKayDee 23

Your username is very amusing OP.Oh and your gf needs to lighten up. :) Hope she realises soon that it was a joke.:)

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nhaba1214 19

Lol aw. Just explain it to her maybe she'll understand

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buckstop1 37

Is that when you sexually ate the popcorn?

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xKai_Axelx 12

YDI for saying something that's 1000 years old.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

You mean just like the language you are speaking right now?

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