Old-timey expressions

By sexualpopcorn - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Diego

Today, as I was saying bye to my girlfriend, I said, "See ya later, alligator." She took offense because she thought I was calling her ugly. FML
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DrMario_ 16

Next time go for something like "Goodbye, butterfly" or maybe something less cheesy :P

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the_fanciest_man 15

Your girlfriend has probably never heard that phrase before if she took offense from it. Tell her that you weren't trying to call her ugly and a lot of people say that to each other (Y'know because it rhymes).

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ADBurns 22

Wow... Sensitive so and so isn't she ... Signs of High Maintenance GF me thinks. Start planning your "Exit Strategy"...

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TBfml15 9

We really have some stupid people in this world

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HighasaCloud 46

These are the beautiful hints in life that let you know someone is not right for you. I wouldn't call this an FYL; be glad you are learning these things

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jademitch 20

In a while crocodile! Perhaps tell her what it is, rather than her getting offended from a lack of knowledge

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Wolfipoo 31

That sucks OP, hope she didn't hold a grudge.

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Wolfipoo 31

Some people just have bad hearing compared to others, she probably won't be hung up about it.

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Wolfipoo 31

Either way OP, hope you guys are still together, good luck to you two.

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Robin612 22

I see you like popcorn. ;) Its a shame about your gf tbh. Hope she gets it when you explain.

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0262944 15

After while crocodile…my grandma would say that to me

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mskeptik 12

In Russian speaking countries crocodile is a metaphor for ugly face. Is she Russian?

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