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By diapermommy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 5-year-old daughter saw a pad commercial. She asked me what they were, but I didn't think she was old enough to hear it. I just told her that they're like diapers for mommies. Now she won't stop telling people that mommy wears diapers. FML
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beautiful_mayhem 0

That is why you don't dumb things down for kids, it will always come back to bite you in the butt. You should have told her it was a grown up woman thing she will learn about later.

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loveurlifeJK 5

That's why you cut the bullshit when it comes to kids. Just tell them the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

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Cjraven606 0

my nephew when he was four found an unused condom and asked his mom what it was she said a balloon later he was at a party with her trying to blow it up I guess he found it agian after she topknot from him

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Htownmichigan 0

I have stuck a pantyliner to my little sisters forehead!

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doubleAbattery 0

I'm not sure what to think. I mean, my parents were always really open with me, I knew what my ****** was when I was 4, my mother never forced me to call it my "peepee" or anything stupid like that, but she didn't tell me about getting my period until I was about 9 or 10. Of course, I never asked. But the one question I did ask that she didn't think I needed to know about was when I asked her what a ******* was when I was about 7 (I overheard my brothers talking about it). She just told me to ask her again when I was older. And I said okay and moved on.

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22jrdn55 15

my parents did the same thing. they always answered my questions even if they were really embaressing!!

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All_I_Need 4

What people call "peepee" is not the ******, it's the vulva...

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xoxcinderellaxox 0

ydi.... my mom always told us what was what.

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machete_fml 0

simply put, you're an idiot

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BLiNdZoRz 3

I hate seeing pads/ tampon commercials on tv. It makes me sick!

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theshinepolice 0

im a girl, but agreed. i don't think they need to be so heavily advertised, it's accounts for like half of the commercials marketed to women, i swear. i don't think anyone is THAT obsessed about it or wants to be reminded so often.

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doubleAbattery 0

Oh my god, I HATE the stupid Always comercial. "Have a happy period"? How can you be happy about blood coming out of your ******? I'm not saying we girls should hide and be miserable when we get them, but seriously, they're making it sound like we should be jumping for joy saying "Yes! I got my period! Now I get to put a thick, uncomfortable piece of cotton in my underwear for seven days! Lucky me!" Although personally, I can't stand pads. I wear tampons more often.

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sc27 0

You should of said " I'll give you a cookie if you go away". That's what my mom did.

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jimbo_star 0

I love the way everybody is assuming it was the daughters mother that is posting, it could just as easily be the father. I don't see what the big deal would have been about explaining it to her, or as a lot of other people have said just say it was for grown ups.

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singachic87 0

probably because the OP is a woman....aka most likely not the father.

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