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By Aerostar - 16/06/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, we had our divorce hearing and now it is final. As we were leaving the courthouse, I told my ex-wife how happy I was that we were finally free from each other. Then my junky old van wouldn't start and I had to beg her for a ride home. FML

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By DD: - 19/02/2015 20:45 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML

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By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 23:30 - United States - Trenton

Today, I walked from my friend's wedding to my divorce. FML

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By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

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By jordan.marie97 - 09/08/2015 06:27 - Australia

Today, my parents told me they were getting divorced, at the beginning of a family road trip, adding that this'll be the last thing we ever do as a family. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 05:37 - United States - Mariposa

Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML

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By Glutton for Punishment. - 07/09/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML

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By GeeTwo - 21/02/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML

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Sawadee 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:04

I remember moderating it and I almost clicked NO because I think YDI

Avenging_Angel 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:09

...or you couldve called a friend to pick you up, thus avoiding the humiliation of having to beg your ex wife for a ride home. YDI!

Comments

shananigans 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:36

Was I the only one who honestly didn't think the OP was trying to be insulting in his comment? It sounded like he was happy for both of them. I would've said YDI if he had been like "I'M happy to finally be free of YOU."

Xeciaris 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:44

Have some pride! I could only imagine the humiliation you must of faced. I would of either taken the bus or just called a friend, never resorted to asking my ex who I just divorced to give me a ride. I'm sorry but YDI.

LesYeuxDeDario 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:49

its clear the lawyer did it ! What a dude, playin with your cars engine ... hmph !

RJB 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:52

YDI for having a shifty car and probaly being poor....ever think ur ex hated that car?

teotsi 28

Monday 21 July 2014 15:40

What do his ex's preferences on cars have to do with all this?

Xero3g 5

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:57

I can see why you're divorced.

mrose57 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 13:00

If I was your ex, I'd have given you a quarter to call a friend, which you obviously don't have if you're begging her for a ride.

painfuldiodes 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 13:00

you could have called a taxi, or a friend to pick you up. So not only are you an ass to your ex-wife, you're also cheap for not wanting to pay cab fare. And/or have no friends.