One of those people

By Vercsi - 19/02/2015 15:47 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, my attention-seeking, insanely thick co-worker explained that due to her new diet she can't eat bread. She "can eat pizza" though. When we pointed out that they’re pretty much made of the same ingredients, she wouldn’t believe us. I sit right behind this idiot every day. FML
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AhmadTarhini 8

One just can't simply give up eating pizza tbh

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aleexxiisrenee 1

My coworker could only eat fruits and veggies for her "fasting," but insisted that a banana cream pie was okay to eat because it was "made of bananas".

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False_Stupidity 41

Bananas are technically a herb too so she was doubly wrong.

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flee2321 10

Pizza doesn't count. Its not ok to say no to pizza.

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night1234 16

Because thick can mean "mentally slow; stupid; dull," which is what OP's co-worker obviously is.

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squarecircles 13

Either way, sounds like she's a real dough head.

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Sillsallad 15

This is a fml for her for being ignorant, and a rofl for you!

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tintin10_fml 13

Pizza is considered a vegetable according to congress. And who cares if she doesn't believe you. it's her diet, not yours.

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gobiteme2 34

And you believe congress in all things. Great thinking

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Kramer1998 20

Have you considered taking her to a psychiatrist

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TransitLetum 9

Maybe she's just in denial. I'm a "vegetarian" that allows bacon. Whenever someone says something about it I tell them, "Bacon's not a meat, it's a vitamin, and you should always get your daily dose of vitamin B." You should see the reactions I get from waiters when I order a veggie-burger with bacon.

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ThatDamHuntress 20

I hate bacon so, maybe I'm lacking in vitamins. It's just a burnt strip of pork.

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cheeeksss 29

You hate bacon, and also commented "not everyone likes pizza." Wtf do you eat? Those two things are essentially my entire diet.

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JayVicious 20

you hate bacon? i think you have never tasted happiness or your mixing it up with canadian bacon.

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Retaheki 27

"a burnt strip of pork" That's like saying bread is "a bunch of burned plants." It sounds ignorant.

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ThatDamHuntress 20

I hate how I'm getting thumped down for saying I hate Bacon and Pizza. Yet, if someone says they hate cauliflower it is perfectly acceptable. You people are the ignorant people I have to put up with everyday. Idiots.

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ThatDamHuntress 20

#70 Canadian Bacon is Ham for Us and most likely not in strips. Please learn to read.

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slackerjoe 22

You hate bacon and pizza? do you even have taste buds? I haven't ever heard of a person who didn't like bacon.

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tdawg91 17

You hate bacon? I've had guys buy me flowers, jewellery, take me to fancy restaurants and even beautiful beach holidays....... Still, the most romantic thing a man has ever done for me is make me a bacon sandwich when I was hungover, I didn't even ask him to

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ThatDamHuntress 20

Who here likes Cauliflower? So, if someone says "I don't" to that question they are not crazy? Are They? Yet if someone says they don't like bacon we have to put them in a mental hospital.

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JayVicious 20

i do indeed know how to read. I also know what canadian bacon is, i was saying you must have mixed bacon up with canadian bacon because thats the only way it makes sense. Cant belive your using cauliflower as an example here either. it isnt a very popular food to begin with so cant really hold up in a bacon discussion. you are the 1st iv seen say you dont like pizza or bacon and like #57 said even vegitarians like it.

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SparksTheSadie 18

I also hate both. What I eat? Real food.

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amberv61 22

#105 you do realize that a majority of people do like pizza/bacon and a majority of people don't like cauliflower. Do you really expect them to get thumbed down when a lot of people agree with them? Even then I'm not sure why you are so fixated on being thumbed down. If you really want to know why you're being thumbed down its because the arrogance you have for not liking what majority of people like. That and I'm not a fan of people that have to jump in a conversation just to say they don't like what people do like. The comment wasn't necessary

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ThatDamHuntress 20

So just because "The Majority" of people like it does that mean everyone has to like it. I used to like it but, my taste buds change. It's not like I hate it because everyone else likes it but, because I don't know maybe taste buds. Apparently I should be going to a doctor and getting him to change my taste buds because I'm insane. The popularity of the food has nothing to do with it. It's taste buds. Does Everyone here like peanut butter? Avocado? No and they wouldn't be Considered crazy if they said they didn't. I know what you're all thinking. That I should be walking myself to my local mental hospital. You all are crazy control freaks thinking everyone HAS to like the same things.

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Retaheki 27

Three things; You don't have to conform to society standards, we just don't agree/ like what you say, so we DISlike it. Save your time, a taste bud dies after about 10-14 days. Taste buds have nothing to do with food favorites (besides actually tasting it) because your brain handles that.

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