Friends, Awkward, AITA and Miscellaneous: Orange river splashing

Orange river splashing

By nightwalker2253 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Orange

Today, I was floating on a river with some friends when I accidentally splashed one of their girlfriends in the face. She started crying and everyone gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the trip. We are all 26 years-old. FML

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You deserved it 2 507

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Bellevue

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML

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By imbx - 13/04/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool. When I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 22:00

Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML

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You deserved it 1 843

By River - 18/07/2015 04:08 - Oranjestad

Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML

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You deserved it 2 797

By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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You deserved it 6 105

By OG Pinecone - 23/07/2019 20:11 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was hanging with friends up at my best friend's cabin. We were in his hot tub cracking jokes when he told one that sent me into a fit of hysterics. He tried to shut me up by splashing water on me. It worked, because when I jerked my head to the side, I dislocated a rib. FML

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You deserved it 223

Pirate move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses, and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML

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You deserved it 26 835

Brat summer

By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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You deserved it 2 716

By Sloppy Cashmere - 09/05/2016 21:26 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I visited a waterpark with friends. At one point, a woman floating near me suddenly says to me, "How are you doing, honey?" Instinctively, I replied, "I'm well". The woman gave me a strange look and I turned around to find she was talking to her child directly behind me. FML

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You deserved it 1 441

Haunted by you

By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 09:00 - United Kingdom - Southsea

Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML

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You deserved it 905

writerchic85 25

Monday 16 November 2015 17:50

Buy them all pacifiers at the next pit stop

Steve95401 49

Monday 16 November 2015 17:52

These 26 year olds sound more like Middle Schoolers.

Comments

Steve95401 49

Monday 16 November 2015 17:52

These 26 year olds sound more like Middle Schoolers.

teentee401 36

Monday 16 November 2015 21:27

More like kindergarteners.

hersheykisses511 18

Tuesday 17 November 2015 4:09

I know two year olds who would react better than this

GloUp_fml 18

Monday 16 November 2015 17:59

Sounds like you need some friends that are more mature and not mentally 12 years old

riddhi 16

Monday 16 November 2015 18:02

that was handled well (sarcastic)

WinterChild 20

Monday 16 November 2015 18:05

Gotta stop getting your friend's girlfriends wet.

MrPotatoFace 9

Tuesday 17 November 2015 22:22

I ao approve of your comment. you may pass to the next stage.

shortcake18 15

Monday 16 November 2015 18:10

Maybe they were just scared she would melt.

little_one 20

Monday 16 November 2015 18:11

Oh no the 20 minutes she spent blending and contouring RUINED! How could she possibly be seen with her makeup in such a state! You sir are the devil.

corky1992 33

Monday 16 November 2015 18:15

Girls like that annoy the crap out of me. if you don't want to risk getting wet then they just need to stay away from the water or stay home.

Jake_Dee 10

Monday 16 November 2015 18:24

Girls crying at 26 over water? Sounds like she wants all the attention.

Kwphunter 15

Monday 16 November 2015 18:28

Should've dunked them all.

xswitch74 17

Monday 16 November 2015 18:35

Maybe you need to find a new set of friends

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