Friends, Awkward, AITA and Miscellaneous: Orange river splashing

Orange river splashing

By nightwalker2253 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Orange

Today, I was floating on a river with some friends when I accidentally splashed one of their girlfriends in the face. She started crying and everyone gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the trip. We are all 26 years-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 842

You deserved it 2 503

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Bellevue

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 6 168

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Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool. When I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML

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You deserved it 20 264

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 22:00

Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 189

You deserved it 1 835

By River - 18/07/2015 04:08 - Oranjestad

Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 582

You deserved it 2 797

By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 958

You deserved it 6 105

By OG Pinecone - 23/07/2019 20:11 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was hanging with friends up at my best friend's cabin. We were in his hot tub cracking jokes when he told one that sent me into a fit of hysterics. He tried to shut me up by splashing water on me. It worked, because when I jerked my head to the side, I dislocated a rib. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 648

You deserved it 223

Pirate move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses, and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML

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You deserved it 26 828

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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You deserved it 2 716

By Sloppy Cashmere - 09/05/2016 21:26 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I visited a waterpark with friends. At one point, a woman floating near me suddenly says to me, "How are you doing, honey?" Instinctively, I replied, "I'm well". The woman gave me a strange look and I turned around to find she was talking to her child directly behind me. FML

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You deserved it 1 441

Haunted by you

By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 09:00 - United Kingdom - Southsea

Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML

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You deserved it 900

writerchic85 25

Monday 16 November 2015 17:50

Buy them all pacifiers at the next pit stop

Steve95401 49

Monday 16 November 2015 17:52

These 26 year olds sound more like Middle Schoolers.

Comments

PinkGlitterBunny 8

Monday 16 November 2015 18:37

It sounds more like an FML for her boyfriend considering he's dating a 3 year old.

xTommytheGUNx 15

Thursday 19 November 2015 2:02

unless he is into.....im sorry

katie1243 16

Monday 16 November 2015 19:02

What a drama queen

mds9986 24

Monday 16 November 2015 19:04

Who goes rafting and doesn't expect to get splashed?

EyRaB 17

Monday 16 November 2015 19:09

You should have intentionally splashed them all to wake them up from their obvious child-like responses

olpally 32

Monday 16 November 2015 19:17

You need new friends. What a whiny little bitch she is.

tlnorman 18

Monday 16 November 2015 19:45

Oh my god what a baby. Your friends sound immature.

amsterdamgirl 20

Monday 16 November 2015 19:47

I was going to I agree your life sucks, but really, they suck! :)

hoosierholla 17

Monday 16 November 2015 19:48

I think this is more of an issue with the friends than it is with the girl. I have this weird thing with water touching my face, but op said it was an accident. It should have been forgiven.

a816090 27

Monday 16 November 2015 20:18

I agree. The girlfriend should've spoken about any water issues she had, as she was in company of friends (whether she and OP are good, I don't know). I'm sure everyone would've been accommodating or would've been more cautious of their splashing if they would've known - or she could've avoided the trip all together if it meant ruining the fun time or making OP out to be terrible in front of everyone there.

a816090 27

Monday 16 November 2015 20:04

Sounds like she just wanted attention. Sorry that you had to have a fun moment spoiled because of the dramatics as well as coming off as the bad guy, OP. Water off a duck's back :)