Intimacy: Orders

Orders

By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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Oh yeah?

By alexis89 - 26/05/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

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Silver linings

By KANCHI - 02/06/2022 17:30 - India - Gurgaon

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML

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By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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Safe word

By But i like it rough - 04/03/2023 04:00

Today, I was arguing with my husband and he screamed at me to the point of tears. He asked, “Why are you crying? Last night we had rough sex where I spanked you, threw you around in bed, called you names, and you enjoyed that shit.” FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 09:11 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, my boyfriend decided to suddenly stop in the middle of sex, just as I was actually starting to enjoy myself, just to bear hug me and exclaim, "Crikey, she's angry!" in the voice of Steve Irwin. He laughed so hard at his own joke that he went soft and couldn't continue. FML

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Excuuuuuuse me?

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 13:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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Sexy talk

By suckstosuck - 23/07/2013 04:04 - United States - Dana Point

Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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IloveToLaugh143 21

Friday 18 April 2014 8:32

Hopefully you checked on him to see if he's okay OP. Maybe ask him why he reacted that way?

therouni 23

Friday 18 April 2014 8:33

Sounds like someone is overly sensitive about their sexual prowess. He probably has self esteem issues.

Comments

sanjana_378 7

Monday 12 May 2014 10:56

ouch d pleasures gone half way :p

katpiss_nvrclean 5

Friday 16 May 2014 4:07

Is he 12?!?!

at0micmin3r 23

Thursday 22 May 2014 8:33

LAWL. dinky winky grumpy wumpy! He'll get over it eventually. His loss!

imsorryhun 4

Saturday 14 June 2014 15:06

Maybe he couldn't haha. It sounds like he's got a case of sour grapes.

alejandramustbe 4

Sunday 15 June 2014 20:14

lmao too funny

buckeye1 9

Tuesday 17 June 2014 22:23

Maybe he got mad cuz he was already going as hard as he could and that felt like a blow to him.

the_boyo_cgw 10

Sunday 22 June 2014 1:06

that's pretty damn funny lol

Blaze248 10

Monday 23 June 2014 0:52

wow he needs to grow a pair

ItsMyLife1496 5

Thursday 26 June 2014 21:31

Rude

Amaris_lovell 11

Monday 30 June 2014 0:20

Wow

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