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By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
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IloveToLaugh143 21

Hopefully you checked on him to see if he's okay OP. Maybe ask him why he reacted that way?

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therouni 23

Sounds like someone is overly sensitive about their sexual prowess. He probably has self esteem issues.

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chriisteex 10

"When she says to go deeper, but I don't have anymore dick.."

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6dandaman5 8

I can't stop laughing either , sorry ? We'll eh maybe ;)

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steam_engenius 21

Ahahahaha.....uhh..wow. That's really pathetic. And scary.

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6dandaman5 8

Scary ? Idk sounds pitiful to me

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jrguard 5

Hey that's better then my sexy life. She says go harder then breaks down. Now who's left alone with no girlfriend.

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IcelandicHeathen 5

do not go too hard on him, and those saying he is less than a man are dead wrong.

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more4me 27

WTF ?!! Left the room ?!! Overreacting, much ?

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skinflint 6

give him head and he will forgive you. that pretty much solves all issues with my wife. if she really gets on my nerves... head and pie. but never just pie.

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syed121417 22

I could see how maybe he was trying his best already and he took as if what he was doing isn't good enough. It's okay for guys to be sensitive about their performance because it's a big deal to them. Maybe talk to him and make sure he knows he's good in bed?

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