Orders

By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
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IloveToLaugh143 21

Hopefully you checked on him to see if he's okay OP. Maybe ask him why he reacted that way?

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therouni 23

Sounds like someone is overly sensitive about their sexual prowess. He probably has self esteem issues.

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DaLiquer 20

Your boyfriend is an idiot!

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6dandaman5 8

He doesn't sound to be very secure in his manhood , it sounds like a missed opportunity to rock your world , if he's capable

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kalbrek009 20

Tell him you meant it as asking him to go harder, not a command & he might not be so offended...on the other hand, the fact that he was offended in the first place shows he has some mommy/daddy authority issues & you may be better off with someone else

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CandyApple88 13

i suppose you should just lay there and he gives it to you how he likes? Or does he only take advice from his mommy? I'd turf him.

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avidreader121 7

wow that's kinda sad :[ I thought most guys like it rough every now and then.

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darkfireflame 15

I'll be honest, I'm laughing my ass off right now over this. As you might have guessed, sex IRL doesn't work like the pornos.

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drc90 1

when my girlfriend tells me to go harder thats exactly what I do

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831curmudgeon 7

It never ceases to amaze me that people will stay in relationships with complete morons.

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F1shingFuzz 1

Hes got lil man syndrome huh? lol, women first always, no man gets that sensitive lol

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