Ouch

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 23:07 - United States

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Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML
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FortuneCookie3 1

maybe he could suck the blockage out.

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ahabsfan 14

Memorize the following: ouch, no, stop, get out of my trailer, we're through. Feel free to use them in any order.

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LennyComa 39

Cut off all sexual services till he plays nice?

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TheLadyOpal 30

FYL! If I were you I'd consider moving on to someone who's less of an immature douche.

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kurtap 0

Don't let him suck your nipples, problem solved

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Mauskau 35

Even a little bit hurts me.. I tell my bf to stop because it hurts and he does. Unless your bf is an asshole, OP, he would stop if you asked him to. If he doesn't stop then you simply get dressed and dont let him near them.

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Mauskau 35

Even a little bit hurts me.. I tell my bf to stop because it hurts and he does. Unless your bf is an asshole, OP, he would stop if you asked him to. If he doesn't stop then you simply get dressed and dont let him near them.

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mickstisy 3

That's what you get for robbing the cradle

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