Ouch

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 23:07 - United States

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Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML
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FortuneCookie3 1

maybe he could suck the blockage out.

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Comments

astralvagan 20

On a serious note, try putting Lansinoh in your nipples....... This should serve two purposes...... To help with your pain and to make it taste undesirable to your douche of a bf

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BloodyLunar 5

Shouldn't he be sucking somewhere else on you instead?

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

It could also be OTL... I've never seen OML. :3

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mijnliefje 2

Ydi for allowing him to do that for an extensive amount of time

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astralvagan 20

Come off it! You must not have a sex life if you can't appreciate some good foreplay lasting a while

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evebright 5

Have the urge to squeeze his nuts to see if they will crack. Daily. Until your breasts feel better. Ouch.

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lor4888 0

Pics or it didn't happen.

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Bullheard 0

thanks for telling me.., i might hav to stop..

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