Ouch

By beateneggs - 02/03/2010 19:57 - United States

Today, while shopping with my mother, she handed me a frozen turkey to put in the cart, but ended up swinging it into my nuts instead. I feel like a giant battered eggplant, and I think I'm now impotent. FML
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JojoBrown520 0

giant battered eggplant? O.o

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jennacide 0

Thats what you get for trying to do a womans job! jk :)

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seidi11 2

wow your mom needs to shop alone

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lovin_darkness 0

OW!!!!! im a GIRL and that hurt!!!!!!!! XO

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michael666 7

no it didn't, you don't even know the feeling. you can't know,

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Diannaa 0

Battered as in beaten or as in like dipped in a thick liquid in preparation to be fried?... OMG deep fried penor.

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Pearljammer001 0

damn you snick, beating me to assistance!

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Kirlyfoo 9

dumbass bitch of a mom that **** shud be beateb

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HoesInaBox 0

Ever wondered how the make corndogs? o_o

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Diannaa 0

Eeew I ate one yesterday :(

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HoesInaBox 0

it's fried penor. Cmon get with the program!

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shadaboo2014 0

@adi2 woooooooooow brain check *knock knock* (crickets sound) "yepppp he's a gonner lol jk jk jk jk

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Domonator 16

Don't worry, OP, I'm sure that your mother, at least, thinks that you're impotent..er...important...umm...never mind ;)

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waywick 0

impotent, of course, unless there's a turkey around...

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icall_BS 0

You can't even go shopping without a cup anymore. What kind of ****** UP world do we live in?

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Pearljammer001 0

@ 19 try going to the actual www.fmylife.com website, then log on and there will be a button that says "edit profile" go in there and about halfway down the page it says something about adding a pic.

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