Clothes, Weddings and Painful: Ouchies

Ouchies

By pierced. - 25/06/2014 04:29 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

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TMI

By Disgusted - 05/07/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML

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You deserved it 3 798

Body modification

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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You deserved it 362

By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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You deserved it 11 012

By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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You deserved it 4 233

Pick me!

By Anonymous - 13/05/2021 17:01

Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML

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You deserved it 1 986

By Username - 02/08/2011 14:52 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

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You deserved it 5 111

By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

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You deserved it 3 533

Hole for life

By AAA - 11/02/2021 11:01

Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML

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You deserved it 1 019

Piercing wit

By piercingfreak - 28/08/2011 10:41 - New Zealand

Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML

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You deserved it 4 127

By J.O.S - 21/03/2012 21:06 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML

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You deserved it 3 339

nix1993 41

Wednesday 25 June 2014 12:01

I know the feeling. I went to get my nipple pierced and left with a wedding dress. Surreal.

sexyboi1985 27

Wednesday 25 June 2014 11:53

Wow ! Time to surprise him on the wedding night !

Comments

Rebles 15

Wednesday 25 June 2014 12:04

Don't you know? It's the latest trend in wedding dresses, no shoulder straps but held up via nipple piercings.

kittina 22

Wednesday 25 June 2014 14:42

Ouch! Just to think about it **shudders**

GentlemanBastard 15

Wednesday 25 June 2014 20:00

Leather, latex, BDSM wedding. Don't forget the ball gag. It was something borrowed.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 25 June 2014 20:27

I thought that was the "Something blue" part. Oh. You meant the ball that goes in the mouth...

A07 48

Wednesday 25 June 2014 12:04

Now you can wear extra jewelry!

dawood_k 27

Wednesday 25 June 2014 12:08

Consider it a wedding gift...

Soundslikeothers 15

Wednesday 25 June 2014 12:11

Time to find a new seamstress

ZY1431 24

Wednesday 25 June 2014 12:15

thats one piercing I doubt you'll get redone sometime soon.

DestinyNiya 33

Wednesday 25 June 2014 12:18

Ouch.

Adam5858 17

Wednesday 25 June 2014 12:28

Ouch,Ask for a free W.dress to make up for the "pain"

PewDiePie_Lover 14

Wednesday 25 June 2014 17:47

...what?

swiftous 7

Wednesday 25 June 2014 12:30

Wedding present for the lucky man??

blackunicorntear 8

Wednesday 25 June 2014 12:31

Yeah you should probably have taken the dress back with you and seen someone else

Goblin182 26

Wednesday 25 June 2014 12:43

Want me to kiss it and make it better?

Goblin182 26

Wednesday 25 June 2014 20:59

Oh come on, like everyone else wasn't thinking it.

Since1998 20

Friday 27 June 2014 4:04

Don't know about you, but I don't preffer to kiss a swollen nipple with a hole in it.

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Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

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Today, in an effort to save money, I dyed my hair at home. I used the wrong shade, or brand, or maybe I shouldn’t have bought a cheap one, but now I look like a mutant traffic cone. My boss asked if I was “expressing myself” or “just having a midlife crisis.” I can’t afford to fix it, so I’m stuck like this for weeks. FML

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The Top

Today, I summoned the courage to ask out my best friend of 4 years. I’ve had a crush on him for a while now. He told me, “Thanks but no thanks, you’re a great friend but I don’t find you physically attractive enough to go out with.” This always happens with every guy I try to get with. It sucks to be ugly and fat. FML

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You deserved it 484

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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Today, I came out to my mormon mother as a pan enby, and told her I wanted to change my name. She asked how I came to this conclusion, so I told her how I’ve been secretly doing research on the topic. She says she supports me, but claims I broke her trust by lying for so long to avoid possible homophobia. FML

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Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML

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Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML

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Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML

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