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Our house, in the middle of our street

By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 10:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML

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By Moving On - 01/01/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, I found out my parents' New Year's resolution is to get me to move out. FML

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By OhLovely - 01/11/2012 01:39 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML

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By Sky - 25/07/2018 01:30

Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML

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By AlwaysTired - 14/09/2016 14:57 - United States

Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML

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By Sad and hungry - 22/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML

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By Rowan Curry - 15/09/2012 15:37 - United States - San Jose

Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML

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Cheesecakee 11

Monday 5 September 2011 15:59

Tell them its time for a nursing home :D

92910bg 4

Monday 5 September 2011 16:02

Send them a rent bill

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Thiery18 11

Sunday 11 September 2011 21:34

Today I was playing my computer, and I was watching **** while violently jackin my whack and I had to piss so I walk into my bathroom and my mom was using it and saw me. FML

aypppppppppp 0

Monday 12 September 2011 0:31

men thts so ******...tell thm 2 live b4 they push u ouT

Nynaewe 4

Monday 12 September 2011 0:47

Kick or gross them out. If that doesn't work call the police!

Cachoo1999 1

Monday 3 December 2012 3:18

Wow i would kick them out immediatly and take away their key and i would never invite them over again

MommaSchmidt 14

Friday 28 June 2013 8:35

change the locks and leave their stuff outside! of course that's more of a last resort :P

WickedFan 12

Monday 9 September 2013 7:29

I'm going to assume your name is on the lease If they really try to get you out take them to court I don't care if they're your parents

UberAwesone 30

Thursday 2 October 2014 9:40

This must suck for you and all but would you mind posting more details. Sorry, but it seems like a funny story

ShannonBonnanen 15

Friday 7 August 2015 10:39

Its time to lay down the as my mom said and tell them that this is your house and they need to leave our stay posting rent and respecting YOUR rules!

TheGamingGamer 28

Friday 16 October 2015 3:06

Kick.Their.Asses.Out.

randybryant799 20

Sunday 5 December 2021 4:03

So kick them out.

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