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Our house, in the middle of our street

By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 10:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML

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By Moving On - 01/01/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, I found out my parents' New Year's resolution is to get me to move out. FML

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By OhLovely - 01/11/2012 01:39 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML

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By Sky - 25/07/2018 01:30

Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML

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By AlwaysTired - 14/09/2016 14:57 - United States

Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML

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By Sad and hungry - 22/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML

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By Rowan Curry - 15/09/2012 15:37 - United States - San Jose

Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML

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Cheesecakee 11

Monday 5 September 2011 15:59

Tell them its time for a nursing home :D

92910bg 4

Monday 5 September 2011 16:02

Send them a rent bill

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Pendragon525 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 10:40

How did they "forget to leave"? Don't they have a home already? Or is this like the "Drew Carey Show" and you just took over the mortgage when your parents retired to Florida?

live_2_eat 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 14:50

Check on the deeds for your property. Seriously. If they're not that evil and you still legally own your house, get them to leave and change the locks!

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 6 September 2011 17:54

Ask how much longer they are planning to visit and if they say they're staying, start discussing rent/contribution to the bills (DON'T BACK DOWN). If you prefer them to just move out, SAY SO. they sound like total moochers.

jennabugforever 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 18:10

you should start charging them for rent (: aha

divadro102 16

Tuesday 6 September 2011 21:16

Opportunists. Tsk tsk

badactor009 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:51

Users. Kick them to the curb.

PinkFun1969 9

Wednesday 7 September 2011 7:55

You know what I would do have a party 24/7 have a live band. Move in a few bumbs for awhile. Get a big bouncy Castle.

joek859 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 7:13

i would record the lottery drawing on tv, then buy them a lottery ticket with the winning numbers of the recording. and then they leave the house to get the money i would lock them out and never open my doors again.

mantle 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 19:36

kick them out... like yesterday...

azertyuiop_fml 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 11:09

Move out.... And sell the house

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