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Our house, in the middle of our street

By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 10:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML

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By Moving On - 01/01/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, I found out my parents' New Year's resolution is to get me to move out. FML

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By OhLovely - 01/11/2012 01:39 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML

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By Sky - 25/07/2018 01:30

Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML

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By AlwaysTired - 14/09/2016 14:57 - United States

Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML

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By Sad and hungry - 22/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML

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By Rowan Curry - 15/09/2012 15:37 - United States - San Jose

Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML

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Cheesecakee 11

Monday 5 September 2011 15:59

Tell them its time for a nursing home :D

92910bg 4

Monday 5 September 2011 16:02

Send them a rent bill

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Pendragon525 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 10:40

How did they "forget to leave"? Don't they have a home already? Or is this like the "Drew Carey Show" and you just took over the mortgage when your parents retired to Florida?

live_2_eat 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 14:50

Check on the deeds for your property. Seriously. If they're not that evil and you still legally own your house, get them to leave and change the locks!

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 6 September 2011 17:54

Ask how much longer they are planning to visit and if they say they're staying, start discussing rent/contribution to the bills (DON'T BACK DOWN). If you prefer them to just move out, SAY SO. they sound like total moochers.

jennabugforever 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 18:10

you should start charging them for rent (: aha

divadro102 16

Tuesday 6 September 2011 21:16

Opportunists. Tsk tsk

badactor009 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:51

Users. Kick them to the curb.

PinkFun1969 9

Wednesday 7 September 2011 7:55

You know what I would do have a party 24/7 have a live band. Move in a few bumbs for awhile. Get a big bouncy Castle.

joek859 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 7:13

i would record the lottery drawing on tv, then buy them a lottery ticket with the winning numbers of the recording. and then they leave the house to get the money i would lock them out and never open my doors again.

mantle 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 19:36

kick them out... like yesterday...

azertyuiop_fml 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 11:09

Move out.... And sell the house

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