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Our house, in the middle of our street

By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 10:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML

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By Sky - 25/07/2018 01:30

Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML

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By AlwaysTired - 14/09/2016 14:57 - United States

Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML

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By Sad and hungry - 22/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML

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By Rowan Curry - 15/09/2012 15:37 - United States - San Jose

Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML

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Cheesecakee 11

Monday 5 September 2011 15:59

Tell them its time for a nursing home :D

92910bg 4

Monday 5 September 2011 16:02

Send them a rent bill

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sneakypeekaboo 8

Monday 5 September 2011 22:46

You pick the nursing home. just keep that in mind

allknowingbrony 5

Monday 5 September 2011 22:59

Kick they're asses out, tell them there over-stayed there welcome

Zebidee 8

Tuesday 6 September 2011 0:29

This is a test, right? *eye twitch*

BloodyMary666 24

Monday 5 September 2011 23:12

Are u sure they only "forgot" how to leave?

physicist48 0

Monday 5 September 2011 23:18

Kick them out.

codbloodedkill3r 0

Monday 5 September 2011 23:22

Move out but sell the house first so then I will be illegal for them to live there! Their faces will be priceless when u say oh I'm moving out and also so r u cause I no longer own this house, bye!

owo_fml 9

Tuesday 6 September 2011 5:52

What if they follow OP to his new address? D:

theonlysweetpea 10

Monday 5 September 2011 23:29

They have to go! Tell them to pack up

omgwtfbbq69 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 0:29

dude...

OsirisFaction_fml 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 2:35

Change the locks one day while they're out. They will get the message.

anon_e_m00se 8

Tuesday 6 September 2011 2:55

Sell the house. Don't let them move with you.

gleeklove 2

Tuesday 6 September 2011 3:00

Show em who's boss!!! :D

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