Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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that's such a big YDI it's not even funny, why even post this, way to fail, next time put it on your calendar you failure. or call the guy and ask him if he's in traffic or something? DUH

I hope he found out because you're crazy!

Haha janderson (aka 103 and 119) I was hoping I'd find an entertaining comment :-) Haha yeah chicks should be able to break the law because they couldn't vote until 80 years ago... Haha I bet if girls could've voted when automobiles were invented, they wouldn't have passed a law about not keying cars! What if the dude was black and the gal was white... shouldn't he have been able to fight back however he wanted because of all of the years of oppression?! Man if that dude was black he should have gone back and burned her house down because it's only fair compensation. Probably empowering too. HAHahahaAHahahAHahahaHAHAHahahahaAHahahahahaha

Psycho! I hope he found out and got out before you do serious damage. Get some anger management therapy.

HummingBirdsFly 0

DARLING, YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME ;)

Wow u ****** retard! U mast be ****** desperate and have ****** anger problems! Jeez! I hope you ****** bought him a ****** brand new ****** car that u guys could ****** **** each other in! Yehhhh............ -.-

alex_vik 0

You're the crazy bitch people see on sitcoms