Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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Top comments

vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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x0aka0x 0

i heard crazy biches are great in the sack

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gatorsxrule 0

Why would you key a car just because he stood you up?

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alexx58 2

Wow that's a dick move u dumb **** don't ever key someones car unless u know they deserved it

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spacey 0

You're a dumb bitch. I'm ******* sorry to break it to you but I'm amazed you made it this far. Natural selection should have taken care of you a long time ago.

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Decenhiemer 0

Crazy criminalia

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whoaa_nellie 0

and what does ASSUMING do again???? exactly. you made an ASS out of yourself.

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