Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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x0aka0x 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:49

i heard crazy biches are great in the sack

Decenhiemer 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:49

Crazy

gatorsxrule 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:49

Why would you key a car just because he stood you up?

alexx58 2

Friday 5 June 2009 3:49

Wow that's a dick move u dumb **** don't ever key someones car unless u know they deserved it

spacey 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:49

You're a dumb bitch. I'm ******* sorry to break it to you but I'm amazed you made it this far. Natural selection should have taken care of you a long time ago.

Decenhiemer 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:50

Crazy criminalia

aneurysm_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:51

Jesus Christ, you're ******* crazy.

whoaa_nellie 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:53

and what does ASSUMING do again???? exactly. you made an ASS out of yourself.

anil6057 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:54

Bitch

Naheelawhatwhat 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:56

You are one crazy ******!

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