Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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Top comments

vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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gbgb 0

Wonder what you would do if the food was bad, slash his tires? And it's tomorrow not tommorow

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mattro17 0

Are you gay because your name is souljaboy ******* ******

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ducttape89 0

******* crazy ass bitch

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DarthJeff 0

Wow, you're mature. Date often?

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cthulhu1138 1

He'd be well-advised to break off further contact, since you seem to be the type to boil a rabbit.

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Emwo 0

k i'm not the only one that realized that souljaboys in the name. If you think you're being stood up, CONTACT them instead of scratching the shit out of their car. Hope he wasn't watching or you ruined your chances of tomorrow

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satanicminnow1 1

janderson is a troll. Do not feed the troll.

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purple_roses 0

Seriously???? You ******* keyed someone's car for such a petty reason? I completely agree with #1. I also agree with #63. **** HIS life.

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