Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 154 437

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Top comments

vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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Some___Guy 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:04

Own up to it.

SirAwesome 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:04

What a psycho bitch. Imagine the crazy shit she'll do if it gets serious.

bubbapup 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:05

Childish!!!!!!

HunterFalls13 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:05

Aha Your an idiot

omglyktotally78 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:05

Why is everyone saying bitch? It's probably a guy!! Soljaboy? ****? MOST LIKELY! Lots of gay dudes have woman like qualities cuz keying cars is more a girls thing. IMo

chronicboom 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:06

Physco ho what a ******* dumbass think before u act

1nicent1 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:06

Today, I was watching TV hoping the day would end for my date tomorrow. I then hear a high pitched sound outside. My girlfriend was keying my car thinking the date was today. FML

jakeistcool 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:07

fail if he didnt show how would u get to his car??

madzizradz303 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:07

Wow that really sucks but how can you forget what night it's on?

Bryan_Z 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:07

I hope he sues you...bitch

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