Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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Addicted2FML303 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:19

#103 Obvious troll is obvious -_- or they're a psycho bitch too. Maybe you two can get married & slash all the tires you ASSUME to belong to men.

dem54 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:20

what happens if you didnt **** the whole thing up and you guys became serious then he dumped your ass. what would ya do then ? cause just keying his car his psycho..

LilAtown15King 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:21

Lmfaooooo hahahahahahhaha

anonymous437 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:21

hahahaha thats funny. sucks but YDI

ssfchik17 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:22

op & 103, im sorry but i think both of u r psycho op, YDI but he shud b the 1 w/ an fml

HeyThereGorgeous 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:23

Overreaction-much?! Really!

Incoldolesences 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:24

I agree with #5 rofl.

bambition7 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:25

wow thats really pathetic this should be that poor guys fml who keys someones car over 1 date...thats too desperate 103 is just as pathetic if it makes u feel better

dakotaboy88 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:27

you are a f-ing crazy bitch, i hope the ******* cops arrest you and he presses charges, ******* see a shrink to work our your anger issues!!!!

dyingstart 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:28

One of the most deserving YDIs I've seen yet. This is why you should contact your date if you think they've stood you up.

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