Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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fkjiwefakris 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:28

this is neither a fyl or a ydi, more like a fhislife and he DOESN'T deserve it. but i guess **** your life for being a crazy bitch.

ithedarkknight 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:29

If i was that dude i would make u pay for it lol physically pay for the car and then in the bedroom u a lil psycho thats hot i bet u would be up for anything in the bedroom lol wink wink

mylifesux169 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:29

haha blondy :) im a blonde 2

BaldOuting 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:29

damn girl - you are nuts, crazy, insane, looney tunes, however you want to word it you have fallen off the deep end. get a grip on yourself.

Incoldolesences 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:30

If I were your boyfriend, and had found out that you did that. I wouldnt show up, and make sure I have my eyes on my car so I don't recieve another "key line"

mikez1230 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:31

Ur stupid

ChefBoy6382 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:32

you're a waste of space

robbielu 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:33

Whoa. Check twice when the date was. Geez.

Guyoverhere 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:33

WTF 103? How is it the guy's fault

kaelendra 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:34

I guess if we see a fml from a guys view on that within a day or too he should run far far from his date cuz the psycho did it. ...

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