Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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Top comments

vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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soulsfirefly 8

Friday 5 June 2009 4:35

Get a life. If thinking you're stood up is so bad you go and key a car, you really need other things to do.

beautyisahorse 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:35

You're crazy!

p_rod_4 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:35

U are kinda sorta dumb

Illuminator904 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:36

You're stupid. Plain and simple just for you.

altna 4

Friday 5 June 2009 4:36

Oh OP, this may be FML from your point of view because (I sincerely hope that he knows it was you who did it and) you have to pay for that. You overreacted, you did wrong, YDI.

kaelendra 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:37

103's either the op or someone just as nuts blaming the guy. I'm a girl you're giving girls a bad rep.

EasilyUnamused 2

Friday 5 June 2009 4:39

I don't think there's gonna be a date tomorrow

dancercuity922 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:39

crazy bitch

ZuraLasgeon 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:41

You're a psycho bitch.

nFAMOUS806 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:42

Psycho!!!!

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