Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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jollyjam1 2

Keying a car over being stood up...you are a loser.

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spidergirl040812 0

wow you dont deserve to go on anymore dates EVER!! fhl though meanie!!

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sfsdfsf 0

You're a psycho. I don't know why anyone would want to date you.

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alexevr1097 0

Hahahaha ur a dumbass becaust not just did u go for a date at the wrong day but also ur user name is soulja boy which def makes u a queer

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sfsdfsf 0

And #103 is obviously not only stupid and desperate, but clearly she can't even read. I hate girls like this. I'm so glad I'm not one of them.

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stephy_fml 0

Wow sounds like something I would do

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yungmoolahbaby 0

cocaine is a hell of a drug

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sirmixalot 0

I think JANDERSON is ******* high as hell. Why is it his fault? It's not his fault the girl is ******* retarded and can't remember the date. And don't u think it would get repetitive if everyday before a "date" u had to call and remind someone what day it's on. Seems kinds ridiculous to me!

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honkl 0

You desperate little ****!

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bigbuttsowhat 0

wow all you did was key his car you should have just gone the extra mile and taken a shit on his windshield you ******.....

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