Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 171
You deserved it 154 434

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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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wow seriously? what if he had a family emergency? or he had a perfectly good reason for standing you up? i'm guessing you've been stood up before? anyways calm downnnn.

I agree 100% with #275.... but only in your case and no one elses. You would deserve it.

bitch, wtf you don't ever mess with a guy's car. you know what would've been great? if he had come outside and beat your brains to a pulp for destroying private property. It'ld be one thing if you were engaged to him and he cheated on you but it was only a date you didn't even call the guy to see why he wasn't there. btw #266 no one cares about your f*cking opression. I'm pretty sure you've never been opressed in any of those ways that you mentioned. The fact is this girl is just a phsycotic bitch that cant remember when her date is. the fact that she keyed some guys car for not showing up to a date that was nonexistent is reason enough for no other guy to ever have to go out with her. and how would this even be a fml for you? it should be a posting from the guy going. "I got this date tomorrow with a girl thats pretty hot, but my friends said not to go out with her cause she was crazy. I ignored them and tonight she keyed my car cause she thought the date was tonight and got pissed off at me for something beyond my control. fml"

Wow! You really need take up the prescription on chill pills and maybe check in to some type of institution where they give your tight white hugging jackets :) I think it's pathetic that girls go out of their way to do things like that. Get over it, even if it was on the wrong day if he did do that to you, you shouldn't have acted that way. Grow up.

Ur that desperate huh?!?! Don't u think keying his car was a bit extreme?!?! And wat exactly did keying his car do 4 u?!! U deserve to be stood up BITCH!!!

wow, psycho bitch... i love it when people assume things like that and then make jackasses of themselves... YDI, douchebag

Control yourself if you ever get a date again u crazy bitch