Own it

By psychortiz - 03/06/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML
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AlphaC 0

You have a five year old daughter. That immediately exempts you from being called gay or unmanly. You're not gay/unmanly because you have neon-green fingernails. You're a parent of a five year old daughter. Cheer up, it's not THAT bad.

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justme001 0

Hey, it means you participate in your kid's life. Good for you, eff anyone who would say otherwise.

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ohxberlin 0

that's cute & a good memory! my dad and i use to play "barber shop" all the time

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beautyisahorse 0

I think it just means you are a good dad. She'll enjoy that story later.

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kungfu 0

I think it's cute, I'm sure if explained most would agree. It could acutally be a great ice breaker.

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haha321 0

i know that it was your daughter that did it but did everyone think u were gay?

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farflungfloyd 0

You're a good dad and a real man. Anyone who says otherwise can kiss your ass.

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sahara_fml 0

You are an awesome dad :) anyone who puts this as YDI needs to get a serious reality check, and maybe a swift kick in the rear.

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spillproof 0

Cheers for #1s answer. BUT how did you not notice the whole time you were traveling there? I mean geesh neon-green is BRIGHT!

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simba80328 0

How would say.. Green nails are in for men! Look it up

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verstecktergeist 11

Yes it must have been embarrassing that they saw you with neon green nail polish.. but I give you credit for being a father involved in your child's life.

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