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By Ian - 18/04/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I had a surgery to remove a cyst from my butt. Afterwards, the doctor told me that the cyst was bigger than he initially thought, it would still secrete fluids for two weeks, and the best remedy for this was to wear a Maxi Pad. I'm a guy, and am currently wearing a Maxi Pad on my butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 108 896
You deserved it 6 484

Same thing different taste

Top comments

CherishFlowers 0

LMAO, nice. Imagine if someone heard you changing your pad in the bathroom... haha

How the hell do you get a cyst on your ass?

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curryndricegirll 0

ugh, i know somebody else that had this problem. or something like it, but i lasted much longer and eventually she had to be taken to the emergency room. anyway, she's okay now. oh wow, i just read that you're a guy. oh wow. that really really sucks. FYL!

We have to deal with meustration, cramps, and bloating. Get over it.

130, IMAO Can you imagine a guy trying to use a tampoon. hahahaha

doof_fisch 2

You have to wear a maxi-pad on your butt? Wow! Talk about a BUM-Wrap! I also hope you didn't have to go to the store and buy your own box of pads. That would be pretty embarrassing.

ladiq 0

Your lucky I had one for about 3 years I wore a sock for the first year and when it got out of hand (cause I was gonna wait til I got out of school to take care of it cause the dr. Said it wouldn't get any worse(HE LIED)) I had surgery and had a HUGH "hole" on the top of my butt/lower part of my back...... That got infected and had to have another surgery and the hole was even bigger and they gave me these surgical pads but told me if I ran out maxi-pads would work just as well but they tried to have me wear this vacuum that would suck the fluids out but I opted not to but occasionally fluids would leak thru my pants.....needless to say I healed better and faster with out it......and thing are goin pretty good now......

ayre2418 0

i just have to tell everyone, that a pilonidal cyst cannot be compared to even the worst of periods. I am a girl so i do get a period, but i also had this cyst and i couldnt even move my body without being in excruciating pain. I myself would be embaressed to wear a pad just because it was for my butt. Its just an embaressment so i can see where the guy is coming from.

Eh its a pilonidal cyst and the remedy often calls for allowing drainage in most situations. Don't look at it as a pad look at it as an ultra absorbent bandaid for big manly men. Then brag about it to your friends!

sammyg 0

it is gonna be awkward telling your gf you can't fool around cause your on the rag.