Big or small I would gone wild on him! Did you at least call the police? That's one thing I hate most is people who mess with cars. They're to expensive for that. I would rather someone punch me in the face than mess with my car. I sorry. Wish you would have got up and did something.

You sir are a Pussy! So either stop your bitching and do something about it next time! Whats the worst that can happen? He sets his dog on you the police get involved and the dog gets taken away from said asshat and probably put down. He punches you then you press charges. He goes ape on your car you do him for damages. Simples!

Great target practice for a glock

That's the part where you start throwing rocks at the dog and pretend you didn't realize the guy was the owner, then try to ease him out of killing you by commenting on his nostalgic shirt.

Here's a good question. How the **** did a dog manage to get on the roof of a car?

Actually OP said it was a big guy, which obviously means mr ass-hat could beat the shit out of him.

with a shirt like that, you can get away with all things.

Grow a pair next time.

I say, I say, go away, kid, you bother me. You should eat a can of spinach and beat the shit out of him.

Good job.