Party hard

By jagerbombs - 30/12/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 027
You deserved it 46 456

Same thing different taste

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listerine is just more alcohol going inside of you anyway. way to go, champ.

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Good thing you weren't worried about the smell of your cooch and shot back a slug of douche.

Veritas143 0

Wait really? That's why my stomach hurts so bad all the time! Thanks, Sherlock!

you... swallowed it? ...why? rinse, es. But swallowing it?? YDI

YDI, but for being an alchoholic, not accidently drinking listerine.

Alcoholism isn't a disease, get some willpower. Cancer is a disease, you can't just quit having cancer.

xxreikoxx 31

Not that Anteezy needs help defending themselves but, alcoholism really isn't a disease. It's a life-robbing addiction that the drinker needs to get help for in order to quit. All of those who honestly believe that alcoholism is a disease needs to go back to school. Instead of running your mouth like a five year-old, pendatic, make yourself useful by getting a life and doing something that's far more productive than walking around with your head up your butt all the time. The world looks much better when you're not spewing crap.

Alcoholism is NOT a disease. It is not caused by a germ. If it's anything at all, and not all in their dumbass heads, and you want to call it something to absolve the drunk from responsibility, you can call it a disorder. But it's still nothing.

xxreikoxx 31

I'm done with this mess. Let's leave pendatic to melt away in his own stupidity. -.-;

"Modern medical definitions[1] describe alcoholism as a disease and addiction which results in a persistent use of alcohol despite negative consequences." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholism Sure, Wikipedia can't always be trusted, but if you want to find a source that disproves what I just stated, go right ahead.

Alcoholics still have free will, pendatic. They can quit anytime. Alcohol is about as much a disease as pedophilia. And calling people "arsehole" just sounds stupid.

psychoxxxinvader 3

Alcoholism is a MENTAL disease, or disorder. Being a sociopath is a MENTAL disease, or disorder. Plus, normally the whole "alcoholism is a disease" this is an EXPRESSION. Alcoholism is caused by depression, or influence (or sometimes jut plain stupidity), and can hurt you physically and mentally. And it spreads throughout influence. Thats where the expression comes from.

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sparxva 12

well your breath won't smell like alcohol, but it won't get you a date either.