Party hard

By jagerbombs - 30/12/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 027
You deserved it 46 456

Same thing different taste

Top comments

listerine is just more alcohol going inside of you anyway. way to go, champ.

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Been there done that......minus the listerine. Not fun man not fun. I feel your pain

Am I the only one here who's never had any problems with swallowing Listerine? Is there something wrong with me? D{:

Real drunks don't do shots. They drink straight from the bottle.

GiRIsMakingCupca 0

that's wat u get for trying to steal other peoples Listerine lol eww

Suxx_To_Be_Me 0

which part is the FML part? Downing the Listerine or waking up in a strangers house? I would say waking up in a strangers house,

Ashimali 0

qft...yeah, your breath would have smelled better (WOULD HAVE being the operative words) but you still would have smelled rank. That stink seeps out from every pore in your body....iiiiicky

kellyshepard32 0

Thanks to ncoppola.... I'm sure everyone who has relatives who suffer from alcoholism appreciates your comment.

*hums to herself* Tic Tok on the clock but the party don't stop...

I'm going to have to agree with your adversaries pedantic. Today's definition of "disease" is so broad that it's pretty much meaningless as a point against YDI. It is true that your genes do have some correlation to your possibility of becoming addicted to alcohol (as shown by the Native American case). But to put it generally, drinking is the user's choice in the first place. No one shoved the alcohol down your throat. It's common knowledge (now) that alcohol can be addicitive. You took the risk. You deal with the consequences. It's kind of like smoking. True, Lung Cancer is a horrible disease that can result from smoking. True also, (unless you are the victim of Second-hand smoke) it was the users concious choice to smoke for how so many years. It's not like a hereditary Disease (what the others are referring to) that happens uninfluenced by your choices and just by fate itself. That you cannot blame a person for. As to the OP. Sucks for you. But YDI for getting that drunk.

jollyjam1 2

You deserve it for doing drugs. Get a life loser.