Miscellaneous: Passive agressive

Passive agressive

By pointlessperson - 06/02/2009 14:28 - Canada

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML

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You deserved it 3 023

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By gutted - 21/04/2011 08:33 - New Zealand

Today, one of my really close friends changed from being 'free' to 'quite busy' in the space of one conversation because I suggested that we hang out. FML

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You deserved it 3 563

By BigBangCheater - 01/04/2012 10:08 - United States - Loves Park

Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML

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You deserved it 5 064

By Jake - 25/07/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 690

By yourewelcome - 05/12/2014 02:04 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML

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You deserved it 3 435

By CollegeStudent - 26/11/2016 05:55

Today, after being excited and trying to make plans with all my friends, they all turned out to be busy. After watching Netflix most of the night, I check my Snapchat stories only to see them all hanging out without me at one of their houses. FML

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You deserved it 889

Slacking

By peachmelba - 01/02/2011 20:26 - Denmark

Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML

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You deserved it 4 700

By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 04:27 - United States - Panama City

Today, my best friend stopped by my house, borrowed a movie, and left. That was the extent of our communication for the day. Today is my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 2 522

By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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You deserved it 4 274

You made them use coasters, Monica

By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I was checking my friends' posts on Facebook and all of them were complaining what a boring night they had. They were all just at my house. FML

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You deserved it 227

By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 23:09

Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans. I felt extreme happiness knowing he had no life. Then I realized that I was online and had no plans. FML

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You deserved it 37 552

calikola 0

Friday 6 February 2009 21:22

Hey, don't say **** your life. I say **** your friend. What an ingrate.

necomni 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 5:27

Even if she had "depression" or whatever, it's no excuse for the friend putting that up on the internet to humiliate her. If she was depressed, she shouldn't dealt with her own problems instead of blurting "my friends are pointless" to the internet. How disrespectful.

Comments

TheWazBe 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 18:46

She needs a dick in her life so the dick can tell her to shut up!

ceddyz17 10

Saturday 9 April 2011 2:26

**** that I'm sorry I feel for ya

Hide_Yo_Kids 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 23:36

lulz

bironbaby 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 15:33

Bitch. Ditch her

christyxbee 15

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:19

Agreed! Why would someone write that publicly on a site knowing full well that she had the possibility to see that? That's not just harsh or bitchy. It's downright cruel, considering OP seems to have really put her all into making sure she had a wonderful day.

vannaxo 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 23:41

**** that I'd be pissed. She made it obvious by posting a status, so comment it.

sonnyrosa 32

Monday 25 June 2012 18:40

What a bitch. Block and delete her and move on with your life. You don't need scum like that

teddi76 2

Wednesday 25 July 2012 5:22

That's when you make her look bad. Post on your wall "Today was such a good day at (wherever you went) with (tag your friend) and I hope she appreciates it. It was well worth all the money spent on her because of the friend she is." Her friends will see it as she's tagged in it and make her look like an ass.