Miscellaneous: Passive agressive

Passive agressive

By pointlessperson - 06/02/2009 14:28 - Canada

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 808

You deserved it 3 020

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By gutted - 21/04/2011 08:33 - New Zealand

Today, one of my really close friends changed from being 'free' to 'quite busy' in the space of one conversation because I suggested that we hang out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 508

You deserved it 3 560

By BigBangCheater - 01/04/2012 10:08 - United States - Loves Park

Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 759

You deserved it 5 061

By Jake - 25/07/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 306

You deserved it 3 689

By yourewelcome - 05/12/2014 02:04 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 793

You deserved it 3 434

By CollegeStudent - 26/11/2016 05:55

Today, after being excited and trying to make plans with all my friends, they all turned out to be busy. After watching Netflix most of the night, I check my Snapchat stories only to see them all hanging out without me at one of their houses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 360

You deserved it 887

Slacking

By peachmelba - 01/02/2011 20:26 - Denmark

Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 799

You deserved it 4 697

By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 04:27 - United States - Panama City

Today, my best friend stopped by my house, borrowed a movie, and left. That was the extent of our communication for the day. Today is my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 193

You deserved it 2 522

By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 368

You deserved it 4 274

You made them use coasters, Monica

By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I was checking my friends' posts on Facebook and all of them were complaining what a boring night they had. They were all just at my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 560

You deserved it 227

By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 23:09

Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans. I felt extreme happiness knowing he had no life. Then I realized that I was online and had no plans. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 858

You deserved it 37 550

calikola 0

Friday 6 February 2009 21:22

Hey, don't say **** your life. I say **** your friend. What an ingrate.

necomni 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 5:27

Even if she had "depression" or whatever, it's no excuse for the friend putting that up on the internet to humiliate her. If she was depressed, she shouldn't dealt with her own problems instead of blurting "my friends are pointless" to the internet. How disrespectful.

Comments

tifferneelee 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:40

girls suck like that, but you suck for being whipped so bad

NikkiFlysKites 8

Tuesday 21 June 2011 13:05

Op is a female.

ohsnapz24 0

Monday 9 March 2009 0:15

Seriously, if you had fun don't worry about it. Sounds like a crappy friend to me.

lmfp 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 20:54

what a ****. tell her to get ******.

deadguy321 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:59

If you ask me, she's no friend.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 21:02

That's awful...

Fed_up_life 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:02

Agree 100% with #1... what a b*T*h...

YouMustBe_Joking 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 22:59

yo some of these suggestions for revenge are ****** up.... #8, #20.......... and #25 I like how you put depression in quotes like you don't think its a real thing. Makes you look smart.