Peacemaker

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought it would be a great idea to tell my coworker to calm down when he appeared to be very uptight. He thought it would be a great idea to punch me right in the face. FML
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yankfan89 27

Looks like both of you need to re-evaluate what a good idea is

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ReesesPuffs 0

Yeahh... violence is always the answer.

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Okayitwasme 0

Sue! If he wants to be violent, make him pay! He'll think twice next time.

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TalkinSmack 6

Sounds like ur a bit uptight OP. JUST CALM DOWN!

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changesinme 0

However your face would be a good idea to de-stress himself, I couldn't see any other option, sometimes gonna take one from your friend

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dontpanic_fml 32

Do you have any idea how enraging it is to be told to calm down? How exactly do any of you expect this to help a person? Oh yes...someone who knows nothing about my situation is telling me, for no reason at all, to calm down. I better do that.

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WadeWilson_fml 6

When you're pissed off and someone tells you to calm down it only makes you more angry. I know from experience

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n_epic_fail 14

No, he was showing his appreciation by trying to kill that fly that happened to land on your face.... By using his fist.

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Ikickmidgets 11

bet you wont offer your opinion again when someone is irritated. Good life lesson

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structuredchaoz 4

Even tho he is very wrong for hitting you, very wrong. It annoys the piss out of me when people say ''calm down.''

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