Peacemaker

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought it would be a great idea to tell my coworker to calm down when he appeared to be very uptight. He thought it would be a great idea to punch me right in the face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 488
You deserved it 14 275

Top comments

Looks like both of you need to re-evaluate what a good idea is

ReesesPuffs 0

Yeahh... violence is always the answer.

Comments

RaquelW 7

so you purposely antagonized him and are now whining that he retaliated? you poor thing.

Was it a patronising David Cameron 'calm down dear' type of comment? (if you don't know what I mean look up sexism in British parliament, I'm sure it's on Youtube somewhere by now!)

KiddNYC1O 20

Sometimes it's just better to take care of the matter at hand; work.

That's the longest comment for a first comment I've seen on FML yet.

judo4ever 0

Report that fag! Then catch him in the parking lit and sucker punch him!

I would like to compliment your coworker on their decisive action. You sound like an insincere a-hole to me. It takes quite a conceited person to think all it takes is their magical words to make someone else's problems suddenly cease to exist.