Where the **** did you come up with that 34?

Dude, there is nothing more annoying than when you are already pissed off and then someone tells you to "calm down". You should know better next time

No where special. I was bored with the FML so I decided to picture different situations that would make it funny to me. I went through cowboy's, circus clowns, Paris Hilton look-a-likes, and those way too chipper to be real people from sea world until I got it right.

Don't take his shit, op. Report him and get him fired. You have rights in the workplace and he obviously doesn't give a damn about them.

My revenge would include : rusty knife ( butter knife if possible ), lemons, sand paper, and cheese.

So did he calm down afterwards?

Obviously it was wrong of the other guy to hit OP but I think there's more to this story. The OP and this guy were probably getting on each other's nerves for a while, and seeing that he was upsetting the other guy, OP used the ever-enraging "calm down" ("relax" works for me, too). Personally, I wouldn't antagonize an angry person but that's just me.

Firstly you should have told him to CALM HIS **** nobody can hit you when they're confused/ laughing. Secondly KICK HIM IN HIS RIGHT GOOUCHE for punching you!!! >:0

To all the IDIOTS OUT THERE: Being UPTIGHT means there is a PROBLEM/ISSUE that is BOTHERING THEM. Telling somebody to CALM DOWN does NOT resolve the issue- it is telling them to GO AGAINST their natural instincts on how they should feel. Instead, try saying "hey you look like you have alot on your mind, id like to help if its possible, is something bothering you?" This way you can help them SOLVE the issue and therefore BECOME CALM, instead of you b*tchily trying to tell them to fake being calm. Get it? GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Choke that bitch out and stomp out his face. Don't take that shit