Sunglasses inside or at night make you look like a giant douche. I think they only girl that look attracts is ones like Snooki.

Hahahahahah :D man I wish I was there to see it!

Sunglasses and a brightly colored shirt were what you got for seduction technique? Where the hell did you read that? You probably looked like a total douche the moment you stepped into the club, even before you tripped and made a fool of yourself, especially with the shades indoors. YDI. Use some common sense.

Come on OP. You're from South Carolina. Nobody in the club was sophisticated enough to recognize that your were using seduction techniques. They probably attributed your behavior to you polishing off a six-pack of Bud in your pick-up.

Do you really want the kind of girl who would be attracted to a guy wearing sunglasses in a club? If so, you should prepare yourself for texts that consist mainly of "lol" and exclamation points.

Ydi, for having to rely on techniques from a magazine. I'm not the best looking guy, I know this. But my confidence will attract girls who are way out of my league. Just be confident in yourself, smile, avoid crossing your arms, and don't put your hands in your pockets. Trust me

The "Jersey Shore" technique only works in Jersey. Why would you emulate those douchebags? Way to win, guy.

He wasn't not being himself. He was just wearing shades and a bright shirt to get girls to look at him.

I wear my sun glasses at night I wear my sun glasses at night so I can so I can

Here's what you should do, OP: Get a buddy and wear the blue and orange tuxedos from "Dumb and Dumber." Then travel to a club where the beer flows like wine. Go around to all the girls and say, "Nice set of hooters you got there."