Miscellaneous: People like who?

People like who?

By howembarrasing - 19/04/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I went to the sandcastle contest at my local beach. While waiting in line for a hotdog, a man cut in front of me and demanded a cup of water. I called him a jackass, saying how people like him give us a bad reputation at the beach. I then saw him running to his choking daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was trying to relax on the beach after a stressful day, just to overhear a bunch of kids near me start fighting over who pooped in the hole they'd dug in the sand. FML

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By Hahamaster333 - 28/03/2013 01:02

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

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By Ungrateful brat - 06/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, at the beach, my son was screaming and crying because the sand was burning his feet. I told him to put on his sandals. He got mad and threw them in the ocean, then started crying harder when he realized they were gone. He's now hiding under the bed in the condo and is refusing to come out. FML

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By Zorah - 31/08/2023 04:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to the beach with friends. While splashing around in the ocean and waving to my friends who were sitting on the sand, I got caught in a strong current and had to be rescued by a lifeguard. They gave me a wristband that said, "Needs Adult Supervision". FML

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By Bratty son - 23/10/2012 04:25 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

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By butisavedyourkid - 06/06/2013 04:13 - United States

Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML

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By StungAlot - 19/06/2012 10:32 - United States

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 22:46 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, while at work, I got a complaint from a guest. She complained that after spending two hours to get her hair done for a wedding, she got drenched with water from a child. I work at a WATER PARK. Thank you for calling me a pathetic asshat for no reason in front of other guests. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 23:01 - United States - El Paso

Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML

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By hungry n hypoglycemic - 06/01/2021 17:01

Today, after standing in line for most of my lunch break just to buy food, some asshole with a cart full of stuff cut in front of me. He claimed that he was there the whole time, and the whole line, plus the cashier backed him up. I missed lunch. FML

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Adamantoise 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:54

It's not your fault. He should of said "My daughter's choking!" or something. I would call the guy a jackass if he just cut in front of me.

omfgglol 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:58

This is F the daughter's life. Today I was at the beach eating a hot dog and I started choking. My father panicked. He ran away, and I assumed that he was going to find someone to help. He comes back with a cup filled with water. I died of asphyxiation. FML.

Comments

CaptainBaconMan 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 4:07

Everyone who is telling her to have thought it through is a dumbass, everyone says things like that on impulse. he should have said something like 'My daughter is choking, I need a glass of water'.

Sorryboutthat 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:26

Ouch bad luck hope you apoligized after

NekuSakuraba 0

Friday 24 April 2009 6:36

...choking, huh? Water doesn't help. In fact I think it makes it worse. Totally not your fault, dood.

tweetspie 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:21

I still want to know who "us" is

soozin 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 22:46

not your fault; there are a lot of rude people these days, I would have assumed that the man was cutting as well

PredyJessica 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 19:47

people that calls the author a jackass or mean are IDIOTS!! if someone cuts in front of you what should you smile about it no! who cares if water takes two seconds point is a random person just cuts in front of you then you call the person a name then after you see why he did it then u feel bad point blank!

BoHnS 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 19:40

Exactly! First of all if your child was choking im pretty sure u would be in too much of a panic to worry about cutting in line! It was an emergency even tho the guy wasn't going about it the right way but you still shouldn't jump on him swearing at the man. It's a line for food and it took two damn seconds so next time if you say anything it might be a little more respectable!